SHOW DATES! 

MAY 11th, 7:30 PM
The Center for Contemporary Art & Culture, Portland, Oregon
511 Building - Arlene and Harold Schnitzer Center for Art and Design
Shipley/Collins Mediatheque
511 NW Broadway
Portland, Oregon, 97209
$15.00 general seating, free for PNCA students with an ID.

MAY 21st, 7:00 PM
Cavern Club Celebrity Theater at Casita Del Campo
1920 Hyperion Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
$20.00 / $25 door

MAY 27th, 8:00 PM
2948 16th Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
415-864-8855
Reservations available here!

Dynasty Handbag's new falling-apart stand-up show is a current events review of her privates and her publics.  Have you ever wondered why lesbians carry their drinks in a jar?  Do white women having more babies make you feel enraged/grossedout/inadequate?  Did you ever hear Rihanna’s well-known blue-collar anthem celebrating the proletariat and journey with her to industrial wastelands that make up our useless garbage life?  All this ANNNDDD accurate analysis of coyote discrimination in relationship to the Hollywood desert nightmare that is now a metaphor for complete global destruction. Show is updated to include horrible current event jokes. Day of show events even! 

Artillery mags review of I, An Moron at the Hammer. 

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